One of the most iconic shots in La La Land (and there are plenty of them) comes early on during Mia’s melancholy walk home. A walk of shame. Her car’s been towed, she’s living in the city of her dreams, a city that shuns her all the same, and she finds herself wondering if she’s good enough. It’s an all-too-familiar road, one she embarks on after each failed audition. On this particular stroll, she finds music that suits her mood, and follows the bread crumbs of the melody to find Sebastian. Continue reading
The opening minutes of Big Little Lies are as familiar as they are misleading. Cop cars and ambulances shine a spotlight on a grisly murder, the show setting itself up as a murder-mystery surrounding the lives of the privileged elite. The proceeding interrogations of those involved reveal a procedural, but what the show is actually investigating isn’t murder, but the seemingly Plain Jane life of domesticity. Big Little Lies examines the pain and vulnerability that women share, and the bruises they’re attempting to mask beneath concealer and Instagram filters. Because marriage takes work. And work is murder. Continue reading
What is it about love stories that endure? Romeo and Juliet. Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy. Beauty and the Beast. Stories we keep coming back to. Tales as old as time. Just as these classical pairings of characters fall for each other, we, in turn, fall for them. They become emblematic of love. A portrait. A song and dance. Disney’s live-action remake of Beauty and the Beast may not change anything we know and love about the original, but the film reminds us why classical tales of woe are not only timeless, but enrapturing. Continue reading
“There are no more guns in the valley,” Laura says in her eulogy. She and her band of mutants are no longer on the run, but their safety, much like their hopes of a future, come at a cost. The line is a reference to the 1953 Western Shane, a film that operates as key thematic influence in Logan; a film within a film. Logan itself is a film within a larger film universe (and an ever-expanding Marvel brand), which, like it’s overt film referencing, is all but impossible to ignore. Logan stands tall as an outlier, doing away with end-of-the-world plots, superhero team-ups, and allusions to future installments, servicing an even greater payoff that not only honors its comic book origins, but transcends them. Continue reading
- I’m 25 and I’ve literally accomplished nothing
- I’ve spent half of my life on social media and I’m learning to accept that (I’m delightful on Twitter, less so on Facebook, but I absolutely killed it on Myspace)
- I am in lesbians with movies
- I quote movies without warning. This is my curse.
- Sometimes that means cutting people out of your life who have no idea what you’re saying (you shouldn’t be friends with those motherfuckers to begin with)
- Sarcasm isn’t just a defense mechanism. It’s a way of life.
- To err is human. To err repeatedly means you probably had too much caffeine.
- Anxiety is the most effective alarm clock
- Student loans are a lot like drowning
- A Liberal Arts education was a brilliant idea! (sarcasm)
- Self-respect is a thing I need to work on
- Dating is also a thing I need to work on but let’s not get into that right now
- Sleep is bae
- Coffee is bae
- 25 seems like a reasonable cutoff for using the word ‘bae’
- Staying in on a Friday night is a thing of beauty
- True friendship is staying at the table long after the check is paid.
- Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
- Things often don’t go the way as planned and that’s okay
- I will never accomplish all the things I set out to do and that’s okay too
- If someone tells you to give up on your dream, you have legal grounds to punch them in the face (Self-Respect Clause 22)
- You were lucky to have loved the women who came into your life. Remember that.
- You chose writing. Writing didn’t choose you, ergo it doesn’t owe you anything.
- Listing counts as writing so good job.
*If you came here for advice, I sincerely apologize
In all seriousness, I’d like to give my thanks to those who invested in me and took the time to read my blog (you could have watched another panda video and you didn’t and I appreciate your sacrifice). It’s because of you I decided to make a personal investment and purchase this domain. That’s right, Adrian Vs. The World is official now. Here’s to a new chapter of punctuated nonsense.