‘Doom Eternal’ Review: Paradise Found

If there’s one thing I feel more acutely these days, it’s rage. Rage at my current unemployed self— towards crises beyond my control, to a certain person in the White House, to dipshits waiving guns and “liberate” banners in front of barbershops and Baskin Robbins. It’s rage every day, all the time. If Doom 2016 was a replenishing demon-run day at the spa, then Doom Eternal is the ultra-violent purge for our stir-crazy souls at this confusing and downright infuriating moment in time. Continue reading

Revisiting DOOM 2016

Confession: I’ve never played a Doom game until Spring of last year. And you can best believe that upon finishing the game’s most excellent campaign, I’ve been giving myself hell for not having played sooner.

Doom: Eternal comes out this Friday to an onslaught of fevered anticipation. Not only is Eternal among 2020’s most anticipated games via every gaming publication out there, but with so many indefinite closures, postponements, and cancellations in the wake of our current pandemic, Eternal arrives as a much-needed distraction. I myself plan on doing absolutely nothing this Friday except opening a bottle of Jack and mercilessly beating Eternal’s campaign. Continue reading